Who are these fucking idiots that sponsor dogs?!
So I’m driving into work today, same shit - different day and I spotted something that got me ranting to myself before I’d even had a cup of coffee. It was a sticker in the back of some chumps car advertising for me to “Sponsor a Dog”.
I assume we’ve all seen the adverts - for £2 a month you can sponsor a poor, helpless dog that’s going to get put down if you don’t. Now if people weren’t actually doing this, the adverts wouldn’t still be on TV, but they are so there are some fucktards out there actually sponsoring dogs they don’t even own, will never see, and are probably already put down whilst someone collects and counts your dumb fucking pounds.
If the little black kids with pot-bellies and flies around their heads aren’t warming my cold black heart enough to guilt trip me into sending them money, what makes you think I’m going to give money for some scrubber dog that I’m never going to get to kick in the face?
I can somewhat understand sponsoring say a monkey, or something exotic on the verge of extinction that might need the money.. but seriously, of all the things you could throw money away doing, this has to be up there with the most ridiculous. A dog. A fucking dog! People sponsor dogs… fuck, I think my head just exploded…
WhippleSticks said
am July 3 2007 @ 1:44 pm
Those adverts, bludy hell just give the money to the RSPCA instead and benefit lots of dogs at the same time. ah this reminds me of a present my aunty gave to us one xmas. It was just a card and it said somehting along the lines of “Thankyou for sponsoring a goat in Africa”…. not amused in the slightest. Thing is it pissed off me parents because for one thing they could have sponsored the RNLI which is much closer to them so to speak.
Endemion said
am July 3 2007 @ 4:52 pm
Indeed fucking annoying! Yeah if theres one group of people that rank higher on my respect list for the shit they do than firemen its lifeboat men. Then you read that half of them or whatever are volunteers…
On a less serious note welcome back to ‘The Internetz’
horse said
am July 3 2007 @ 6:59 pm
Ha ha. Sponsor a dog! What a pile of wank.
Have you actually seen the television advert for this shit put out by the canine defence league or some shit? It’s actually a scruffy dog looking at the camera while some mega-camp sweetheart voiceovers to make it look like the dog is talking, and tells us why you should pay your hard earned money to this pointless cockload!
“This is my friend toby. He was found in a bin bag in a trash can because his owner didn’t want him…”
Not worth 2 fucking quid a month then is he!
PUT THEM DOWN….PUT THEM ALL DOWN!!!!!
WhippleSticks said
am July 4 2007 @ 8:03 am
Horse quotes
“This is my friend toby. He was found in a bin bag in a trash can because his owner didn’t want him…”
Not worth 2 fucking quid a month then is he!
PUT THEM DOWN….PUT THEM ALL DOWN!!!!!
Hah ha hilarious
DrHock said
am July 4 2007 @ 5:17 pm
File under, “77,000 children in the UK go missing ever year, but we’re all too busy looking for the bitch with the deformed eye whose parents prioritised eating over her welfare”.
Cunts
Delmorpha said
am July 4 2007 @ 8:55 pm
LMFAO Dr Hock… so true!
Hamhock said
am July 4 2007 @ 9:29 pm
Love your auto-spell-correct service. Can me have one for the interwires?
Delmorpha said
am July 5 2007 @ 7:46 am
Haha…sorry, its a temporary service just in case Scott the Grammar Nazi comes back to the site and starting insulting my loyal readers again!