Royal Mail - Delmorpha.coms Cunt of the Week
This week I’m pissed off with my decision of Cunt of the Week as Royal Mail have clinched it at the very last minute. The Kaiser Chiefs were odds on favourite for most of it thanks to the announcement of the Official Guitar Heroes 3 tracklist… no harm, no fowl foul… it will just become a separate blog post for me to do before the weekend….
This weeks Cunt of the Week needs no introduction or blurb to give our reasoning, so I will just comment on the cuntiness of the the advertisement used in this weeks picture.
It says “Now there’s competition we need you to keep us in front”. We need to keep you in front? WE NEED TO KEEP YOU IN FRONT??? You need to do your fucking job properly, on time, not steal and break parcels and stop increasing prices unjustly. You also need to stop whining about pay rises when the company is in the shit and club together to get work done in the most efficient way.
Royal Mail you are Delmorpha.coms Cunt of the Week for not doing all of the aforementioned things.
Biagrin said
am October 4 2007 @ 9:31 pm
Ive been reading this blog for a while and i have come to the decision that im sure you are my long lost brother. Do you live in blackpool by any chance?
Anyway as for the royal mail - what a bunch of thieving bastards they are. Im sure i could collect my mail in person from the other end of the country quicker than they deliver the shit. What do you get if you cross the royal mail with Mika and a metal press?
satisfaction
(for a moment anyway)
mike said
am October 5 2007 @ 5:05 am
where’s scott? i’m sure he’s got some good info as to why they’re striking again…
Delmorpha said
am October 5 2007 @ 7:57 am
Haha… Scotts dummy was spat out the pram long ago and he said he was “never coming back”… shame!
Nice to hear from a new commenter too, welcome to the site Baigrin. I do indeed live in Blackpool, well, just up the road in the much safer and hell of a lot less chavtastic St. Annes but to save a “wheres that?” I’ve got used to saying Blackpool…
Endemion said
am October 5 2007 @ 8:16 am
Heh living in a small town no ones heard of I’m used to just saying near Cambridge myself, the joys of living in silly little places with daft names. Though not that silly a name, there is a village called ‘Ugly’ up the road. I shit you not they have a branch of the WI there. So there is an ‘Ugly Womens Institute’ though I believe they made an exception recently and changed the name of that branch/group to something else to spoil our fun. Gits.
I have a post officer directly over the road from my store so I can see all the off work postmen standing around outside slacking off chatting and laughing as we speak. (and drinking there is a pub next door…) Twats.
Boris said
am October 5 2007 @ 8:53 am
“no harm, no fowl”
What’ve chickens go to do with all this?
Delmorpha said
am October 5 2007 @ 9:19 am
Haha… Spelling Nazi Alert..
BrownieBoy said
am October 5 2007 @ 3:48 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha
why the feck do they have a ferrari pit crew changing their tyres???
MacTheFork said
am October 5 2007 @ 4:17 pm
Perhaps because like Ferrari F1 they employ thieving cheating bastards
BrownieBoy said
am October 6 2007 @ 5:43 pm
by the way does anyone know what happened to stupid fucking customers?!?!?!
Boris said
am October 8 2007 @ 11:34 am
Phoreznik’s boss found out and sacked him and made him take the blog down.
Delmorpha said
am October 8 2007 @ 1:35 pm
Boris, do you know that for a fact or is it an assumption?? Has he put a statement out somewhere? I’ve just emailed him to find out is all..
BrownieBoy said
am October 8 2007 @ 3:36 pm
i hope its an assumtion, no i have no where to vent my anger and laugh at chavs…
BrownieBoy said
am October 8 2007 @ 3:36 pm
now***