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Oh Sony, how the internet loves you… after all that’s gone on in the past you still manage to show your commitment to how much you really do hate Europe. Now that hate spreads to North America as they too turn their backs on you; yet you just cock your leg and take a massive slash all over both continents with the latest DualShock3 announcement. Or at least that’s what it looks like on the surface…

Sony is now trying to piss off Japan, just like the rest of the world. You see, Sony know regionalization doesn’t work, and we know Sonys position with the PSP and its Iron Fist with Lik-Sang, this can be the only logical explanation.

Sony have placed all those exploding batteries they recalled into the Japanese DualShock3 controllers and are secretly trying to systematically destroy the hands of its loyal Japanese fanbase. It makes perfect sense.

Why else would hardware not be rolled out at the same time the world over for the same games system. Its not like it needs major regionalization, or standards adapting for local laws. The only clues we have are the threads Sony have previously spun when imposing their Localization and Safety Laws on Lik-Sang with their Army Of Lawyers.

Sony lied in court stating that Japanese and Asian PSPs were not safe enough for Europe, and didn’t meet our strict safety guidelines, even though they come with all the correct markings to say they are. Those crazy Japs and their rogue approach to human safety… Sony are going to learn you good this time!

Listen up people… Sony says its true, so it must be true… products in Japan are not safe for use in Europe and North America, and vice versa so don’t import them or you are putting your own well being at risk and more importantly you are breaking the law!! SONY IS THE LAW!

What a bunch of cunts… I mean for fucks sake… when are the Sony Sheep going to close their mouths and stop accepting the turds straight down the gullet?? Sony said in the build up to the PS3 that rumble was “so last gen” yet the biggest announcement of TGS for them is DualShock3 and the fanboys are still licking Sonys proverbial balls like there’s no tomorrow. Haven’t Sony’s balls been in the lions mouth for too long now, and isn’t it about time we as the public bite down and said “enough is enough… we’re sick of you teabagging us”?

2007 is the year of being sold shit you didn’t really want in the promise of it being better than it really is (is this different to any other year then?). The iPhone is toss… FFS it doesn’t even have 3G making it instantaneously 3 years out of date. Anyone dumb enough to buy one (the Mac Fucks out there) deserves to get brain cancer from it. The PS3. Windows Vista. A War with Iran (maybe?). All massive letdowns in their own right.

2007 will go down in history as The Year of the Letdown. Mark my words…