Nik Naks The Revenge : Letter 2
I rather foolishly gave Nik Naks a second chance this lunchtime, this time Rib N Saucy… and the result is another letter.
Delmorpha
UKKP Snacks,
Freepost (LE6531)
P.O. Box No 4
Ashby De La Zouch
Leics.
LE65 1NZ18th June 2007
Dear KP Snacks,
Enclosed is a half eaten bag of Rib ‘N’ Saucy Nik Naks. It is half eaten because I couldn’t bring myself to finish another bag of 50% Less Saturated Fat Nik Naks.
Rather foolishly I decided to give your Same Great Taste Promise another chance, as I felt I may have been a little harsh with my previous letter. It would seem I was very, VERY right…
Rather than overpowering my mouth like an anal assault in a prison shower as the Nice ‘N’ Spicy did, these are blander than an evening of Songs of Praise hosted by Terry Wogan. Now that would be pretty bland.
In replacement, nuts seem the way forward from KP. Nuts and only nuts. Nature can do the hard part for you there, just try to leave them alone in the processing.
Please feel free to try the enclosed corn snack to verify my claim, I don’t have cooties and my fingers were clean at the time of eating.
Yours Sincerely,
Delmorpha
I pictured my letter as before, I just need to find my damn cable and I’ll upload the “evidence”. I’m still awaiting for a response at the moment to my first letter… I have a feeling KP are going to politely tell me to “fuck off” now, aren’t they!
