“Nik Naks Taste Of Pussy” - The Shit People Search For Again!
Google all your required ‘needs’ instead
| 1 | 30 | 20.13% | gay sex |
| 2 | 10 | 6.71% | sonic sex |
| 3 | 8 | 5.37% | sonic and tails |
| 4 | 7 | 4.70% | pokemon sex |
| 5 | 6 | 4.03% | people having sex |
| 6 | 5 | 3.36% | his first gay sex |
| 7 | 3 | 2.01% | amy and sonic |
| 8 | 3 | 2.01% | fucking sex |
| 9 | 3 | 2.01% | gay cock |
| 10 | 3 | 2.01% | pokemon having sex |
| 11 | 3 | 2.01% | sonic the hedgehog babies |
| 12 | 2 | 1.34% | amy the hedgehog |
| 13 | 2 | 1.34% | dark tails the hedgehog |
| 14 | 2 | 1.34% | dick in pussy |
| 15 | 2 | 1.34% | dick pussy |
| 16 | 2 | 1.34% | fucking nude pokemon |
| 17 | 2 | 1.34% | gay cock fuckers |
| 18 | 2 | 1.34% | male porn |
| 19 | 2 | 1.34% | men having gay sex |
| 20 | 2 | 1.34% | pokemon fucking |
NEW! Now From Google too!
| 1. cuntscorner | 5 | |
| 2. wii 52131 | 6 | |
| 3. wii error 52131 | 9 | |
| 4. 52131 wii | 7 | |
| 5. wii error code 52131 | 9 | |
| 6. error code 52130 | 10 | |
| 7. error code 52131 | 5 | |
| 8. “dd wrt” wii | 8 | |
| 9. stupidfuckingcustomers | 2 | |
| 10. sonic sex | 3 | |
| 11. wii error 52132 | 10 | |
| 12. megadik scam | 12 | |
| 13. johovahs witness | 3 | |
| 14. review of megadik | 4 | |
| 15. error 52131 | 8 | |
| 16. “nivea ie” | 9 | |
| 17. shizzu | 10 | |
| 18. pokemon porn | 49 | |
| 19. “error code 52130″ | 12 | |
| 20. “chit chat sucks” | 1 |
Funny but didn’t make Googles Top 20
gay gangsters fucking:2
gay gangsters having anal sex:3
niknaks taste like pussy:1
marks and spencers advert song “not just food”:10
Google.gr (ie Greece) [megadik is it real:1][megadik:18]
Jesus H, these are getting worse… what are you freaks cracking one off over?!
This site seems to inadvertently becoming the Gayest Blog on the Internetz thanks to Googles rather ropey indexing techniques. Sorry to disappoint you but there is no gay porn on this website!
Anyway, time for a digest on the stupid ways people got to my site thus far in July.
“his first gay sex” - Could someone please, please tell me where this search term appears in this website and how 5 people came here hoping to see it??
“fucking sex” - is this someone with Tourettes searching for sex, an oxymoron or someone disheartened with the whole procedure saying “fucking sex” like its a bad thing…
“sonic the hedgehog babies” - slightly worrying if coined with my second top search term…
“fucking nude pokemon” - Again, like last month, how can an animal thats already nude to a degree get any more naked?!? I think this is another angry person saying “fucking nude pokemon… they’re at it again in the garden. Get my shotgun…”
“gay cock fuckers” - LMFAO… again I fail to see how this in any way relates to this site but thats a great insult to call a homophobe… you fucking gay cock fucker… lolol…
Google had added its own indexing features for my webmasters tools and they too have a rather suspect view on my blog, obviously thinking Horse and I are gay Gangsters that like bumming (which we’re not)…
The Greeks seem to be the most concerned about whether Megadik is real for some reason.. maybe its readily available there.. 
Some of you will be disappointed to not find the Marks and Spencers advert music on this blog.. maybe you felt you needed to hear it whilst reading Horses excerpt. Who knows.
And finally… another moment of tea spitting when I read a term I wasn’t expecting to be indexed for, let alone at the number one position. Aparently people, Nik Naks taste of Pussy… now this most certainly wasn’t my experience but it certainly is an interesting assessment… maybe I should create some stickers advertising the site and post them around a few places… 
Dax said
am July 3 2007 @ 4:10 pm
no postal strike searches led to ya then dave?
phorenzik said
am July 5 2007 @ 3:12 pm
Yay! I made number 9. I will also apologise for searching for ‘gay cock fuckers’ too.
Delmorpha said
am July 5 2007 @ 3:16 pm
Lol… good to hear from you dude, thought your week of hell had killed you!