Mika - Delmorpha.coms Cunt of the Week
Oh Mika, how much I hate you… with your ever so edgy glam rock sound and your borderline homosexuality. Is it any wonder you were bullied at school and had to be home schooled (wikipedia)…
I remember when Grace Kelly came out and everyone was sucking him off, even some of my friends whose taste in music is better than that, saying things like “Oh you like Queen don’t you… he sounds just like Queen so how can you not like him?!”.
For starters no, I don’t actually like Queen. They fall into that tepid pool of Acceptability that Michael Jackson finds himself in (at least its somewhere other than young boys anuses for a change). I might enjoy Don’t Stop Me Now for the Shaun of the Dead mental reminder but other than that I don’t like Queen.
Secondly, Mika sounds nothing like Queen at all. He might sound like Freddy Mercury due to the cocks they both enjoy up their arses, but Mika and Queen as musical outfits sound nothing alike. As a guitarist I can appreciate the talents of Brian Superperm May, making Queen all the more bearable. Mika on the other hand, makes me want to pour acid on kittens just to hear their cries and hopefully drown out his whiny fucking limp noodle vocal stylings.
Mica Penniman, you are Delmorpha.coms Cunt of the Week for polluting the World with your terrible, terrible music.
BrownieBoy said
am September 27 2007 @ 3:31 pm
also he has a undeserved self righteous attitude
mike said
am September 28 2007 @ 1:24 am
never heard of him. must be british. but queen is awesome. you’re wrong there.