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Some times it just takes one great thing to wipe a shitty days slate clean. Todays was reading, and laughing, that karma has finally caught up with Kerry “could I be any more of a whore for money” Katona and she has had £150,000 worth of things stolen liberated from her home. Shes going to have to hock a shit load more frozen products if she’s going to replace that BMW M5!

The list of products didn’t read like someone who shops at Iceland and is down with the little people, far from it. It read more like someone who had screwed her ex husband for every penny she could, played the victim card on TV to win a fake reality TV show, then gone on to sell frozen food to Bovine Britain. “Two laptops, two gaming machines and two televisions, including a 42-inch plasma screen, and jewellery.” Two of everything…. lar di friggin’ dar…

I have nothing but pure white hate for this woman. She is yet another symbol of everything that is wrong with this World. I’m sorry to sound cynical but this is typical of one of Max Cliffords clients. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if this was all a publicity stunt to drum up sympathy in anticipation for the release of Kerry’s brand new book, which her publishers dub a mix between “Footballers’ Wives and Shameless”, as mentioned in the follow up article on the BBC website to this “sob story”.

Just what the book world needs if you ask me, another piece of poorly written shit by someone barely more literate than the bar of soap Charles Dickens used to lather his balls up with. In fact, I bet its written in fucking crayon…

I shop at Iceland and it’s not full of mums when I go (thank Christ)… its full of crackheads. You know why? They had to pay this whore so much money for her to pimp the fact that Ok magazines lay-about housewives voted her Mum of the Year once a few years back, they now have to sell their shit filled with cat litter that only me and the crackheads can’t tell the difference between to try and make a profit on cheap food. In fairness, the running for best celebrity mum is slim pickings… I mean Jordan won it last year apparently just because she has that fat window licker to look after… but thats enough about Peter Andre…

Anyway, if you were happening to feel any shadow of remorse for this Cash Cow, I’ll leave you with this quote from her very own lips about new husband Mark and you decide if this is something said by someone worthy of Mum of the Year.

“I love Mark and I’m fine. It’ll be fine — well, as soon as I get a divorce. I can’t see us lasting for 50 years. But I’ve got a nice ring for now, anyway.”

…did someone just say “shallow”???