Join me in the Great Harry Potter Book Burning!
Well it looks like the Great Harry Potter Book Burning is on people! She couldn’t even last a week before announcing she’s going to write 2 more books! I mean it must’ve been the smell of money wafting it’s way into her mansion as people lap up the latest helping, the aroma of sweet cash spewing from the gormless children’s mouths as they devour the last turgid dollop of Potter like dogs that have just been shown a card trick. Their vacant eyes looking up in hope that JK is going to be outing her “magic” once again and BOOM, she popped and lets rip the putrid vomit of Hell with the announcement of more books…
I mean fuck me… at least tease the public by taking a short break whilst they at least finish your latest faecal offering. Your fans haven’t quite finished digesting and wallowing in your filth, with forums still raging which is the best Potter book and a like. Live up to your up and coming name by being a bit of a prick tease if you’re going to whore yourself, your good name and your Great British Works of Potter.
Satan well and truly owns your soul now.. I always thought Hell was invite-only, ran by the RIAA and MPAA and was full of the Musicians and Movie Stars who allowed their carcasses to be used as puppets as they hypnotised the bovine masses and keep us under control. I was obviously wrong…
In any case, I hope you either want to join me in the book burning and send me your pictures, or, steal buy a copy of any Potter book and send it me and I will do the burning. Seriously, if you want to send me them just post a reply with your support with a valid email address and I’ll give you an address to send them to.
The date for the book burning is the 18th August so that gives you a little over 3 weeks to get them to me. I will be taking lots of pictures of the fun time had by all who attend!
mike said
am July 31 2007 @ 4:46 am
yeah, i don’t understand why you’re so pissed about it. if she’s not writing another potter book, it’s fine by me. should people have told bob dylan years ago: ” bob, you’ve done enough. just sit down and shut up.”? fuck no. what about stephen king? she’s an artist. let her do her thing. now if she writes another potter book, then i’m on your side. otherwise… hells no.
Delmorpha said
am July 31 2007 @ 4:29 pm
The problem is the timing mate, the obvious commercial reasons behind her writing and the fact her “art” is pretty unjust compared to the thousands of “best selling” authors in the world. Take Stephen King, a man with infinitely more talent and the creator of many amazing books which at least 10 led to great multimillion dollar films and he’s worth $200 million after many years of writing and most of that was at the stage where he can demand 50% of the profits from his books; a far cry from what most authors can ever hope to achieve.
My opinion is she could quite easily back away from the JK Rowling name if there wasn’t a commercial reason for her writing again under it and set up some foundations to get children into reading and writing at an early age. No one doubts The Potter series has done amazing things for reading in youngsters, I just now think she should back away and use her “good” name to promote reading, not cash in on more books making money she seriously doesn’t need these days…
I’m not saying she should stop creating her art, I just think it takes the piss when she has just released “the last Potter” and she’s already thinking of more money. Again, just my opinion and I’m still proceeding with the book burning….