Its about fucking time you poorpers paid some fucking tax… I was starting to feel like I was supporting your offspring alone!
Tax if you earn £25k a year
| Tax Year | 2007-08 | Tax Year | 2008-09 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gross Income | £25,000 | Gross Income | £25,000 |
| Personal Tax-Free Allowance | £5,225 | Personal Tax-Free Allowance | £5,435 |
| Taxable Amount | £19,775 | Taxable Amount | £19,565 |
| Next £2,230 @ Starting Rate 10% | £223.00 | Starting Rate 10% Abolished | £0.00 |
| Next £17,545 @ Basic Rate 22% | £3,859.90 | Next £19,565 @ Basic Rate 20% | £3,913.00 |
| Total Tax Payable | £4,082.90 | Total Tax Payable | £3,913.00 |
Tax if you earn less than a glass of water
| Tax Year | 2007-08 | Tax Year | 2008-09 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gross Income | £10,000 | Gross Income | £10,000 |
| Personal Tax-Free Allowance | £5,225 | Personal Tax-Free Allowance | £5,435 |
| Taxable Amount | £4,775 | Taxable Amount | £4,565 |
| Next £2,230 @ Starting Rate 10% | £223.00 | Starting Rate 10% Abolished | £0.00 |
| Next £2,545 @ Basic Rate 22% | £559.90 | Next £4,565 @ Basic Rate 20% | £913.00 |
| Total Tax Payable | £782.90 | Total Tax Payable | £913.00 |
Finally… a fucking tax break that actually effects me in a positive way whilst ensuring low paid and underskilled “scroats” get hit at their purses instead! Its about time things started to even up even if it is just a little…
According to Fool, the break even point is £16k, but realistically this is going to hit people on minimum wage the hardest. To be honest I’m not quite sure is the best place to be penny pinching from but I welcome a tax increase that will take more from the Eastern Europeans that come here to work those exact jobs and avoid giving anything back to the country they’re sucking dry.
So, if you earn minimum wage, unlucky… you’re going to be paying more tax next year to support.. well… your own kind. Shut the fuck up moaning before you start.
Not be a condescending twat but maybe you should’ve tried harder at school, paid more attention in class or studied a little harder in the evenings instead of sucking dick for crack. Or maybe, just maybe you were conceived with a weak sperm and your parents were brother and sister… if minimum wage is all you’ve been managing for the last few years, it might be worth asking them….
In any case, look at it this way; according to an email I’ve just received from QPS Graduate Recruitments, the average salary in the UK is £24,000 meaning you “dodge” around £3,000 a year in tax compared to the Average Joe… and you’ve probably had the audacity to call students “tax dodgers” in the past haven’t you… you fuck!
BrownieBoy said
am October 26 2007 @ 10:24 pm
is this the government actually LOWERING taxes for once?!?!?!?!
has GB gone mad??
(Gordon Brown that is not Great Britain although i’ve always had trouble with the Great part of it…)
Delmorpha said
am October 27 2007 @ 1:02 pm
On the surface it would appear so but this is a blatant attempt to appease Middle Britain with an election coming up… all he needs now is something to keep the Chav votes and he’ll call one… fucking cunts…