Oh and Del: I meant to say how very exciting it sounded having such a high-profile interview. Shame it sounds like that company was just the same as every other one - full of cunts.

worse than…..

Wii Fit and Crash Bandicoot.

News just in:

Next week’s #1 Game OF ALL TIME is…..

Cooking Guide: Cant Decide What To Eat? (DS)

Now like it or hate it, kingdom hearts is one of the best games ever made and any gamer worth their weight in piss will know that. The pure playability of it gave me THE best gaming experience of my life. Anyone who has played the whole game will not forget the incredible boss battles and especially the “end of the world” level.

So where did this piece of gaming glory come in at? Yep! No. 79. THATS 7 - 9 seventy-fucking-nine and yet you fucking morons think that FIFA 08 is BETTER BY 32 FUCKING PLACES!!!!

And a word to Lewis Goodall who thought that killzone was the greatest game of all time - YOU ARE A TWAT! I tried to play killzone once - i say TRIED because the movement of the character was so poor that it was like playing a slug in water with a glue gun against a cheetah with a 30-rounds-a-second mini-gun. It was shite.

I could slice at least 60 or 70 of the games off that list and replace them with GENUINE good games. Call of duty 4 is NOT the best game ever made - its just the one the little kiddies are all wanking over at the minute.

In regards to the twats who scoffed at you over Shenmue - are they for fucking REAL???? Do these “games people” actually know anything at all about games? Shenmue was one of the most groundbreaking and visually amazing games of all time. Okay it may not have been the most exciting in terms of playability but for fucks sake.