I think horse should win the lottery this weekend !
Well…it’s worth a try. After Delmorpha/Nostradamus’ views over the past few days, everything he hates and he has written about on this page is being removed from society.
Firstly, the 2012 London Olympics symbol. Delmorpha, quite rightly, told us all that it was shit and not at all worth the vast expense (£400 000 - they must have used gold plated crayons) it cost to come up with. I’m with Delmorpha on this, it’s wank. Or at least it was wank until they (the health concious government) removed it from the public view.
What??? Why??? Was it because it was crap and/or thought up after someone puked up some alphabetti-spaghetti? Was it because someone came up with some thing better? Surely thats all it can be?
No people…..apparently the new symbol is so bright and gay and tinselly that it’s making people have epileptic fits. And, no, this is not a copy and paste error. These words belong together,
THE NEW £400,000 OLYMPIC SYMBOL IS GIVING PEOPLE EPILEPTIC FITS!!!!!
This story has been all over the media over the last few days so I went straight to the most reliable source…..The Sun.
Your gonna fucking laugh at this bit because I did:
“Olympic bosses were left squirming with embarrassment after an epilepsy group reported 12 cases of people collapsing through looking at it”
HA HA HA HA. What the FUCK???
Before I go any further i must make it known that i don’t find epilepsy funny in any way. I recognise it as a serious illness and i have sympathy with all the sufferers. My grudge here is with the Olympic art department and their fuck ups.
But how can it be known that the symbol is causing the fits? Imagine one guy waking up from a seizure thinking “what the hell brought that on? Have i had anything with too much sugar….no. Lets see, the x-box isn’t on so it wasn’t that….??…..I remember looking at that camp swastika in the newspaper….WOAH- HERE WE GO AGAIN.”
So after the 12 confirmed cases, the Sun is not blowing it out of proportion. Oh no, hang on, i’ve just read the next bit:
“Epilepsy Action warned that 23,000, mainly young people in the U.K were at risk…..It is estimated there are 2.5 million people worldwide with the condition-which could have left the Committee facing massive injury lawsuits”
Thats that cleared up then. Before I end this bit, some utter fucking bullshit from London Mayor, Ken Livingstone on the matter.
“If you employ someone to design a car and it kills you, your pretty unhappy about that [you think, Ken?]. If you employ someone to design a logo for you and they haven’t done a basic health check you have to ask what they do for their money”
Good on ya Ken. The voice of Fucking reason as ever……Cock-head!
But the Olympic logo wasn’t all the power of Delmorpha wiped out this week. He mentioned a little bit of a dislike for that Emily bint from Big Brother who then made a racist remark on the show (she noted how one of the other girls was dancing like a nigger) and was subsequently kicked out of the house and is now a hate figure for the anti-racism crowd who have only just completed their ‘we love Shilpa Shitty’ world tour.
I understand channel 4’s actions completely after what happened with that page 3 honey a few months ago….that’s her, Jade Goody. But i think the following will make you realise the extent to how these words are accepted these days:
Eminem - ‘bitch please’
“…I snatch my man and hit the gambling spot, 20 grand he’s got, one nigger is shot, one nigger less…”
Eminem is a multi-millionaire from record deals and sales. Also he is now a recorded box office star after his role in the box office chart topper 8 mile. He has also featured many times on British television including a number of appearances on BBCs Top Of The Pops and CHANNEL 4’s Popworld.
Akon - ‘gangster’
“…..I see you nigger, nigger we all see you, we working you mother fucker….”
Akon is a rapidly rising star in the rap and r+b world having a British No 1 with his single ‘lonely’. He has appeared on top hits, supporting stars, and role models, such as Gwen Stefani and (surprise) Eminem. He has also appeared on CHANNEL 4’s shows Popworld and T4 on Sunday.
Emily Parr - on Big Brother
“oh my god, are you pushing it out like a nigger?”
Emily is currently in hiding after being removed from the CHANNEL 4 show for her ‘racist slur’ and is the current hate figure for international Anti-Race groups.
Get a Fucking Grip!!!!
Anyway, Delmorpha, if ya do have any influence at all, i expect your next post to be something like “Horse should get a promotion” or “Horse should get an award for having a massive donger”…..or something else that would be good for me. Lets put it to the test…
til next time peeps
H.
