Hate to say I told you so, but I fucking told you so!
It’s true.. you see, if you get enough monkeys and enough typewriters, one day they’ll write a line of Delmorpha.com…
I found a sneaky little article on the BBC News website confirming an article I wrote a few months back about Last.FM being a bunch of sell out mother fuckers and look, they’ve “struck a deal” with the enemy, Sony Music. The BBC article is here…
Rather than swoosh around gloating about being right (I mean it was pretty obvious), what pissed me off was how the BBC has coupled the Foo Fighters and Natasha Fucking Horse Faced Cunt Bedingfield together in one sentence. That should be punishable by death, unless you’re saying something like “Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters was commended today with a Nobel Peace Prize for repeatedly punching Natasha Bedingfield in the face until she was dead, ensuring she can no longer subject the world to her whiny, bunny boiling melodies”. Cunt.
Anyway, before I get sucked into creating IHateNatashaBedingfield.com I’m going to leave you with this example of how much the Record Industry hates you, the consumer, and is just there to fuck every little penny out of you it can .
“The Last.fm streaming service will give our established artists a platform through which they can reach new audiences, and its unique recommendation system will provide our emerging artists with an important opportunity to build their fan base,” he said.
Translation:
“We have just anally raped the biggest distributor on online radio in the UK so hard we’ve sent a message to all the smaller outfits on the Internetz, letting them know that they cannot beat us and must join us now. We are music. We decide what is an acceptable form of distribution at the end of the day. We now decide what you like and what you don’t like. If we want to push shitty bands on you that sound nothing like your similar artists, we will. We are Douche. Resistance is futile. ”
So if you do listen to Last.FuckOff and they slip in a Natasha Bedingfield or some other Sony scrotum’s track whilst you’re trying to enjoy a session of Death Metal, just think of this site and how we told you so… then close it down and get back on Pandora… its a much better service anyway! 
WhippleSticks said
am July 10 2007 @ 8:04 am
Wish we could get Pandora. Bludy music industry. Anyone got a PC in america that we could set up an SSH tunnel so that we can get pandora again?
DrHock said
am July 10 2007 @ 9:32 am
Add some fuel to fire and vomit to the lap, with these little gems:
1)Bedingfield attended a year at the University of Greenwich, where she studied psychology to “make [her] a better songwriter.”
2) The album (N.B.) debuted on the UK albums chart at number nine and received mixed reviews by critics, who found that it had “good pop moments…but [was] pretentious”
3) Bedingfield is a philanthropist who has donated time and money to organizations.
4) In 2004, Bedingfield showed interest in acting and made her debut in the the James Bond video game “From Russia with Love” in November 2005. She lent her voice to the character Elizabeth Stark, the British Prime Minister’s daughter who is kidnapped in the opening sequence.[33] Bedingfield commented that she would like to do more acting, but only if the film “was good enough, and it was a role that [would] fit me.”
5) In July 2007, Bedingfield was photographed out with Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton[39] at a post-concert party thrown by P-Diddy, just days after appearing at the Concert for Diana.
6) I Wanna Have Your Babies”, the album’s lead single, was panned by critics for its “beyond-banal lyrics”.
Delmorpha said
am July 10 2007 @ 10:48 am
Pretentious and Banal perfectly describe that horse faced cunts so-called “music”… god, seriously..its amazing how much she can still piss me off…
WhippleSticks said
am July 10 2007 @ 10:57 am
Your joking! “I Wanna Have Your Babies” is that really the title of the song! This is the exact sort of crap title I had a moan about in my blogspot. I don’t wanna hear the song already because the title is so……. bad….
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NO I CAN’T GET OVER HOW FAECES THAT TITLE IS! That’s just so god damn terrible I must get it out of my mind. I’m gonna put that as a comment on my blog now. My eyes are thus soiled.