Comments for delmorpha.com http://delmorpha.com Like an old person complaining, just younger and without the smell of piss... Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:44:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 Comment on How to make Cheesu Donkas : A post for Mike by Cunzy1 1 http://delmorpha.com/how-to-make-cheesu-donkas-a-post-for-mike.htm#comment-7011 Cunzy1 1 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:02:14 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=321#comment-7011 Good to see you updating here like a mutherfucker. Nosh looks good but you lose lifestyle points for not using a recipe from DS game or the telly. Good to see you updating here like a mutherfucker.

Nosh looks good but you lose lifestyle points for not using a recipe from DS game or the telly.

]]> Comment on How to make Cheesu Donkas : A post for Mike by Mike http://delmorpha.com/how-to-make-cheesu-donkas-a-post-for-mike.htm#comment-5847 Mike Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:31:16 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=321#comment-5847 nice dude. gimbap chonguk was the shit. everything. the food. the price. the delightful atmosphere..... nice dude. gimbap chonguk was the shit. everything. the food. the price. the delightful atmosphere…..

]]> Comment on Back to Work, 40k and other Non-News from Delmorpha.com by Me http://delmorpha.com/back-to-work-40k-and-other-non-news-from-delmorphacom.htm#comment-5015 Me Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:04:40 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=320#comment-5015 You lazy fucktard ;) Surely paternity leave is there to allow you to celebrate how you should have kept your cock in your pants, instead you spent it playing games and boozing no doubt. Tsk, tsk... I envy you :P You lazy fucktard ;) Surely paternity leave is there to allow you to celebrate how you should have kept your cock in your pants, instead you spent it playing games and boozing no doubt. Tsk, tsk… I envy you :P

]]> Comment on I’m glad I didn’t take the job at Ninja Theory… by HamHock http://delmorpha.com/im-glad-i-didnt-take-the-job-at-ninja-theory.htm#comment-4157 HamHock Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:18:12 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=318#comment-4157 With you there BB; truly magnificent. Oh and Del: I meant to say how very exciting it sounded having such a high-profile interview. Shame it sounds like that company was just the same as every other one - full of cunts. With you there BB; truly magnificent.

Oh and Del: I meant to say how very exciting it sounded having such a high-profile interview. Shame it sounds like that company was just the same as every other one - full of cunts.

]]> Comment on I’m glad I didn’t take the job at Ninja Theory… by BrownieBoy http://delmorpha.com/im-glad-i-didnt-take-the-job-at-ninja-theory.htm#comment-4116 BrownieBoy Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:11:26 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=318#comment-4116 Just had a quick flick through the list and I am so glad to see a few PS1 games up there, metal gear solid was truly a magnificent game. Just had a quick flick through the list and I am so glad to see a few PS1 games up there, metal gear solid was truly a magnificent game.

]]> Comment on I’m glad I didn’t take the job at Ninja Theory… by HamHock http://delmorpha.com/im-glad-i-didnt-take-the-job-at-ninja-theory.htm#comment-4090 HamHock Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:06:58 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=318#comment-4090 ICO. worse than..... Wii Fit and Crash Bandicoot. News just in: Next week's #1 Game OF ALL TIME is..... Cooking Guide: Cant Decide What To Eat? (DS) ICO.

worse than…..

Wii Fit and Crash Bandicoot.

News just in:

Next week’s #1 Game OF ALL TIME is…..

Cooking Guide: Cant Decide What To Eat? (DS)

]]> Comment on I’m glad I didn’t take the job at Ninja Theory… by Boru http://delmorpha.com/im-glad-i-didnt-take-the-job-at-ninja-theory.htm#comment-4086 Boru Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:31:08 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=318#comment-4086 I read the article at GAME (wankers) the other day and i was seriously filled with anger. Now like it or hate it, kingdom hearts is one of the best games ever made and any gamer worth their weight in piss will know that. The pure playability of it gave me THE best gaming experience of my life. Anyone who has played the whole game will not forget the incredible boss battles and especially the "end of the world" level. So where did this piece of gaming glory come in at? Yep! No. 79. THATS 7 - 9 seventy-fucking-nine and yet you fucking morons think that FIFA 08 is BETTER BY 32 FUCKING PLACES!!!! And a word to Lewis Goodall who thought that killzone was the greatest game of all time - YOU ARE A TWAT! I tried to play killzone once - i say TRIED because the movement of the character was so poor that it was like playing a slug in water with a glue gun against a cheetah with a 30-rounds-a-second mini-gun. It was shite. I could slice at least 60 or 70 of the games off that list and replace them with GENUINE good games. Call of duty 4 is NOT the best game ever made - its just the one the little kiddies are all wanking over at the minute. In regards to the twats who scoffed at you over Shenmue - are they for fucking REAL???? Do these "games people" actually know anything at all about games? Shenmue was one of the most groundbreaking and visually amazing games of all time. Okay it may not have been the most exciting in terms of playability but for fucks sake. I read the article at GAME (wankers) the other day and i was seriously filled with anger.

Now like it or hate it, kingdom hearts is one of the best games ever made and any gamer worth their weight in piss will know that. The pure playability of it gave me THE best gaming experience of my life. Anyone who has played the whole game will not forget the incredible boss battles and especially the “end of the world” level.

So where did this piece of gaming glory come in at? Yep! No. 79. THATS 7 - 9 seventy-fucking-nine and yet you fucking morons think that FIFA 08 is BETTER BY 32 FUCKING PLACES!!!!

And a word to Lewis Goodall who thought that killzone was the greatest game of all time - YOU ARE A TWAT! I tried to play killzone once - i say TRIED because the movement of the character was so poor that it was like playing a slug in water with a glue gun against a cheetah with a 30-rounds-a-second mini-gun. It was shite.

I could slice at least 60 or 70 of the games off that list and replace them with GENUINE good games. Call of duty 4 is NOT the best game ever made - its just the one the little kiddies are all wanking over at the minute.

In regards to the twats who scoffed at you over Shenmue - are they for fucking REAL???? Do these “games people” actually know anything at all about games? Shenmue was one of the most groundbreaking and visually amazing games of all time. Okay it may not have been the most exciting in terms of playability but for fucks sake.

]]> Comment on I’m glad I didn’t take the job at Ninja Theory… by I’m glad I didn’t take the job at Ninja Theory… | Console Gaming http://delmorpha.com/im-glad-i-didnt-take-the-job-at-ninja-theory.htm#comment-4072 I’m glad I didn’t take the job at Ninja Theory… | Console Gaming Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:41:29 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=318#comment-4072 [...] post by delmorpha.com [...] [...] post by delmorpha.com [...]

]]> Comment on “Coffee sachets are too small” Kenco complaint letter… by Mike http://delmorpha.com/coffee-sachets-are-too-small-kenco-complaint-letter.htm#comment-3914 Mike Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:30:22 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/?p=317#comment-3914 well, did you get any free coffee yet? well, did you get any free coffee yet?

]]> Comment on Beershock - Alternative Tuesdays at St. Annes British Legion - Join the writers of OhFFS and Delmorpha.com for some gaming action! by Cunzy1 1 http://delmorpha.com/beershock-alternative-tuesdays-at-st-annes-british-legion-join-the-writers-of-ohffs-and-delmorphacom-for-some-gaming-action.htm#comment-2887 Cunzy1 1 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:49:27 +0000 http://delmorpha.com/beershock-alternative-tuesdays-at-st-annes-british-legion-join-the-writers-of-ohffs-and-delmorphacom-for-some-gaming-action.htm#comment-2887 It'll be great until the chavs find out and break in and steal all your stuff and call you defensless girls. But it'll be great right up until then. It’ll be great until the chavs find out and break in and steal all your stuff and call you defensless girls. But it’ll be great right up until then.

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