“Coffee sachets are too small” Kenco complaint letter…

Amy called first thing this morning to tell me GTA4 has landed this morning, so needless to say I’ve been bored fuckless for the remainder of the day trying to kill time.  I’ve done the following to avoid work:

  • Updated my sites to the latest revisions in Fantango - I haven’t touched Oh For Fucks Sake yet though for fear of breaking it after it failed on another Drupal site
  • Post a blog on OhFFS about Norton Internet Security and how wank it is
  • Wrote the following complaint letter to Kenco in an attempt to get free coffee out of them:

Just wanted to register my dissatisfaction with the sachet sizes for Kenco based products. I wouldn’t say the cups we use at our company are too large, in fact I would argue they were slightly below the “national average” yet the colour and flavour provided by a single use sachet was less than required to make the perfect cup of delicious Kenco goodness.

They come as a massive disappointment given their obvious benefits that the sealed retention of flavour gives as we often find ourselves using a 3 for 2 ratio to get adequate flavour and strength into our mugs. The coffee inside is always delicious, we just thought you should consider reviewing the portion sizes..

40 minutes to go….. for fucks sake… GTA4 better be awesome…

1 Comment so far »

  1. Mike said

    am June 7 2008 @ 1:30 am

    well, did you get any free coffee yet?

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