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I’m sat in my all new computer room and I’ll admit I’m half watching Big Brother in the front room whilst I peddle my wares on eGay. It got me thinking and I’d just thought I’d share what I find really, really attractive about women as that fucking stupid “Predator Williams” lookalike grates against my tolerance level for acceptable humanity and I wonder how we haven’t reversed the gun ban in this country.

So what I’m sharing is what I find really attractive about women.

For starters, I love it when women are aggressive; not in the “ooh, I’m going to be assertive today and tell the milkman we only want one pint of milk from now on”. No… Real. Hardened. Aggression. Primeval even. A woman so aggressive she could be confused as the Alpha Male of the group when she’s socialising my friends. I love that.

God, I also love being told what to do, like she has a powerful cock and balls right between her legs and you’re the one with the vagina and child bearing hips. Belittled? Nooo, not at all… she’s just once again asserting her dominance.

I also find attractive is when women have any of the following features:

• Large Hands
• An Adams Apple
• A deeper voice than mine
• Ape Like facial features
• A stern and proper hair cut
• A Monobrow (to match my own)
• A Love Bulge

Mix them all together and I’m in hog heaven…

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No, I’m being serious guys… I fucking love it!

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…..ok, ok… you’re wondering what’s wrong with this picture aren’t you?

Too fucking right you are… if you think any of this shit is appealing, you’re what’s technically known as a “homo” and I recommend you ditch the bitch and get with The Cock Brigade.

Seriously, a fucking reality check people. What is making a generation of women believe that them being all “empowered” makes them more attractive to anyone other than leather-clad dikes? I imagine most men like the woman to be womanly, with her womanly features and her female-centric personality, not a censored by Channel 4* whose “pushing it out”.

Speaking of black women, what is it about certain black women that makes them think they’re irresistible to men?? It started around the time that the douchebag that is Halle Berry was somehow voted sexiest woman in the world. I must’ve been asleep for that poll. I don’t mean this in the whorish “look at me” way that some women who crave attention do, I mean this in a arrogant and aggressive sexual predator type way.

Both Charlie and that dong from Eastenders I wrote about have this quality and unsurprisingly, both have pissed me off over the past months! Neither of you is gorgeous, you’re both just annoying. End of argument. I get that for some reason you’ve got it into your head you think you’re divine. I’m just here to tell you, you’re not. Get over yourselves you stupid whores…

Oh, and for the record, Halle Berry isn’t attractive at all. She looked like a man before the short hair, so it did her no favours at all having a 10 year old boys hair cut later on in her so called career.

* Big Brother recently brought a housemate out of the show for using the word “nigger” in what was a passing comment but then allowed another housemate to stay after using the word “faggot” in a clearly derogatory manner, showing themselves for the hypocritical bastards they are. This also spurred a race row in Britain which helped to show a large percentage of the British public for the cattle fed bovine morons they are too.

Big Brother cuts close to the bone of Middle Britain again as a “racist” comment was passed to a black woman. MP Steve Vaz jumped straight on the band wagon (the UK equivalent of Jack Thompson in my opinion.. i think they’re fuck buddies) and called for Big Brother to be banned… again..

The problem lies in the context the word was used, and ones take on that. I warn you, if you’re easily offended by racist language I’d look away now - I’m certainly not going to make any racist comments, I’m just using language to get my point across…

If one were to say “you fucking nigger”, thats clearly racist as the context you’ve used it in is one of aggression and is derogatory by nature.

But if one was to say “yo nigger” its used in a non offensive manner, in replacement of mate, buddy, pal whatever, thats now acceptable. Nigger therefore becomes almost a compliment or a sign of friendship.. black people are comfortable using the word “nigger” around each other, and in this Hip Hop Cool culture we live in, the word nigger has been lifted to a new status of respect, even being used by white folk wanting to be “gangster” from the ghetto and black, commonly referred to as Wiggers by black people. See Horses comments below for how accepted it is!

The trouble is its a matter of respect, almost Japanese in its demand for correct contextual usage. Just like wrongly using -san, -kun, or -chan with someones name in Japanese would be deemed grossly disrespectful, the word nigger should also be looked at in this context, rather than just of racial nature.

Current Terms of Acceptable Usage

Black to Black - ok
Black to White - ok because the black person is almost complimenting the whitey by saying they’re good enough to be black
White to Black - not ok unless within a close knit group of friends and its clearly understood “nigger” means friend
White to White - ok for Wiggers, unless in the presence of black people, then not ok

And this is what makes the word so hypocritical. A word that descends from black in Latin (Niger) that has been falsely used in a derogatory sense for too long and black people want it back..

Unfortunately it’s not quite Black and White (hideous pun) and the race boundary was “clearly breached” last night on Big Brother according to the Race Friendly Ofcom Guidelines. She might of meant it in the “friend” context (and she made a meal out of her explanation of this) but she’s know her all of 5 days and that was the difference… that and shes quite obviously a posh twat and in no way, shape or form a “G”….

Thinking of Latin translations, the word for white in Latin is “niveus” close enough to Nivea i.e. the sun block, and their intentions to keep your skin white. Why don’t you just change your logo to a Swastika and be done with it.. racist sons of bitches…

Well…it’s worth a try. After Delmorpha/Nostradamus’ views over the past few days, everything he hates and he has written about on this page is being removed from society.

Firstly, the 2012 London Olympics symbol. Delmorpha, quite rightly, told us all that it was shit and not at all worth the vast expense (£400 000 - they must have used gold plated crayons) it cost to come up with. I’m with Delmorpha on this, it’s wank. Or at least it was wank until they (the health concious government) removed it from the public view.

What??? Why??? Was it because it was crap and/or thought up after someone puked up some alphabetti-spaghetti? Was it because someone came up with some thing better? Surely thats all it can be?

No people…..apparently the new symbol is so bright and gay and tinselly that it’s making people have epileptic fits. And, no, this is not a copy and paste error. These words belong together,

THE NEW £400,000 OLYMPIC SYMBOL IS GIVING PEOPLE EPILEPTIC FITS!!!!!

This story has been all over the media over the last few days so I went straight to the most reliable source…..The Sun.

Your gonna fucking laugh at this bit because I did:

“Olympic bosses were left squirming with embarrassment after an epilepsy group reported 12 cases of people collapsing through looking at it”

HA HA HA HA. What the FUCK???

Before I go any further i must make it known that i don’t find epilepsy funny in any way. I recognise it as a serious illness and i have sympathy with all the sufferers. My grudge here is with the Olympic art department and their fuck ups.

But how can it be known that the symbol is causing the fits? Imagine one guy waking up from a seizure thinking “what the hell brought that on? Have i had anything with too much sugar….no. Lets see, the x-box isn’t on so it wasn’t that….??…..I remember looking at that camp swastika in the newspaper….WOAH- HERE WE GO AGAIN.”

So after the 12 confirmed cases, the Sun is not blowing it out of proportion. Oh no, hang on, i’ve just read the next bit:

“Epilepsy Action warned that 23,000, mainly young people in the U.K were at risk…..It is estimated there are 2.5 million people worldwide with the condition-which could have left the Committee facing massive injury lawsuits”

Thats that cleared up then. Before I end this bit, some utter fucking bullshit from London Mayor, Ken Livingstone on the matter.

“If you employ someone to design a car and it kills you, your pretty unhappy about that [you think, Ken?]. If you employ someone to design a logo for you and they haven’t done a basic health check you have to ask what they do for their money”

Good on ya Ken. The voice of Fucking reason as ever……Cock-head!

But the Olympic logo wasn’t all the power of Delmorpha wiped out this week. He mentioned a little bit of a dislike for that Emily bint from Big Brother who then made a racist remark on the show (she noted how one of the other girls was dancing like a nigger) and was subsequently kicked out of the house and is now a hate figure for the anti-racism crowd who have only just completed their ‘we love Shilpa Shitty’ world tour.

I understand channel 4’s actions completely after what happened with that page 3 honey a few months ago….that’s her, Jade Goody. But i think the following will make you realise the extent to how these words are accepted these days:

Eminem - ‘bitch please’

“…I snatch my man and hit the gambling spot, 20 grand he’s got, one nigger is shot, one nigger less…”

Eminem is a multi-millionaire from record deals and sales. Also he is now a recorded box office star after his role in the box office chart topper 8 mile. He has also featured many times on British television including a number of appearances on BBCs Top Of The Pops and CHANNEL 4’s Popworld.

Akon - ‘gangster’

“…..I see you nigger, nigger we all see you, we working you mother fucker….”

Akon is a rapidly rising star in the rap and r+b world having a British No 1 with his single ‘lonely’. He has appeared on top hits, supporting stars, and role models, such as Gwen Stefani and (surprise) Eminem. He has also appeared on CHANNEL 4’s shows Popworld and T4 on Sunday.

Emily Parr - on Big Brother
“oh my god, are you pushing it out like a nigger?”

Emily is currently in hiding after being removed from the CHANNEL 4 show for her ‘racist slur’ and is the current hate figure for international Anti-Race groups.

Get a Fucking Grip!!!!

Anyway, Delmorpha, if ya do have any influence at all, i expect your next post to be something like “Horse should get a promotion” or “Horse should get an award for having a massive donger”…..or something else that would be good for me. Lets put it to the test…

til next time peeps

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Haha… only kidding…  isn’t she fucking annoying though! Seriously.. she’s like that annoying douche in 6th Form that thinks because she was popular there, she thinks that carried over to Uni, only it doesn’t.. it gets knocked out of you within the first few weeks by people who actually have a real opinion, have any sort of personality or have experienced life in any way, shape or form…

Get a fucking clue you flid…