It’s very rare I’ll promote someone else’s site directly unless its fucking awesome and the latest post by DasGeordie of Two Angry Men is precisely that.

Reviewing the Bratz trailer, Das Geordie has well and truly raised the bar for angry writing and intelligent and unbiased reviewing. If more people wrote what they actually felt (and had his skills) and weren’t financially motivated to do so, we might actually have less of this bullshit in the cinema and more new material.

But as this film will undoubtedly be a blockbuster success with prepubescent shit stains thanks to cunning marketing and ‘excellent’ pre release reviews in all the teenie bopper magazines and websites, moronic young girls will flock to it like pikies to a car boot sale. The only good thing is it might lead to more excellent trailer reviews by Das Geordie… keep up the great work dude!

Direct link to the article by clicking here..

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Its been a while since I updated you on how people are getting to the site… as I mentioned, its largely because I’ve been hoping the Gay Community would leave me alone, but like flies to shit, I attract homosexuality… so rather than spit the dummy out, I’m embracing my masculinity and I’m just going to continue my parade of the weird ways they come to the site… I think its a funny feature that I’ve been missing! This is The Gayest Blog in the World after all…

Webalizer stats for August

Top Overall Google Searches

Top 20 for my overall Google is still looking pretty porntastic. Gay Cock Fuckers and Naked Vixens are still front page titles. My Wii advise for the 52130 Wii error post is still going strong… it was afterall, a pretty good fix to something Nintendo are too dumb to write about themselves.

Lol… I feel kind of bad to take over the number 1 spot in the search for Stupidfuckingcustomers - I am their number one fan but seriously, they should be top of Google for their own website really… sorry Phorenzik!

Funny Google Searches that aren’t in the Top 20

(from google.com.au)
Australians love their cock fuckers apparently…

(from google.it)
Italians think delmorpha.com is the shizzu! At least we’re popular somewhere…

(from google.co.uk)
I’m glad to see if you’re looking for information on Alison Jack, the fucking cunt behind Defend Lytham, you find my article about her being a Beautiful South fan in the number one spot. People should be made aware of that before they start banging on about Lytham Quays… that project was going to be awesome and her army of whiteheads ruined it…

..and Awesomeness that I hate Natasha Bedingfield bags us a number 4 spot on Google. I had the misfortune of seeing the first moments of her video diary on You Tube the other week and I almost tried to “knock out” my monitor it made me that angry. I wouldn’t mind but I was tricked into viewing it! It was in the featured downloads section and made no reference to horseface at all… wankers!

Over the last few weeks delmorpha.com’s index page has not been the top landing page for many new visitors to the site, and as I’m sure you’re aware, this blog is The Gayest Blog In the World according to Google. I have stopped reporting the statistics and weird shit people search for and enter the site through in a vain hope they will stop coming, but like that song in War of the Worlds, still they come… dun dun dun…. do be doooo…do be doooo….

Anyway, as at least half of our daily hits seem to be coming from homosexuals or people looking for cartoon characters making mouth whoopy and as they obviously have no interest in the content of this site,wasting precious bandwidth and given some of the search strings, we definately wouldn’t want them as our audience anyway so I’ve devised a cunning plan to attempt to profit off their visits.

Whilst there are no affiliates for porno on this website, what I have done is put a Google Search box that’s connected to the AdSense account I setup to use elsewhere and asked the Queen Community to direct their homosexual searching through it. Yesterday I bagged a cool 9 cents! SCORE! I may even retire…

So the reason I tell you all is so that if you see any adverts in old posts please don’t be offended or think we’ve sold out, its all about redirecting the Gays and the Weirdos away from this site and trying to make a buck in the process…. at this rate, in a few years from now, we may even net a cheque for $100, the minimum amount you have to earn before Google send you anything!!

….oh, and just to reiterate, there is still no gay porn on this site!!!

I’m not a salesman and my blog is just for fun/anger management so is not blazoned with advertisements. I have the one banner for Play-Asia and if it inspires you to buy a game then great, I get about 3-12% depending on the title. Thus far my blog has made me a total of $2.36 and I know the person who bought something via that link exchange because I returned the compliment later on! Score!

So, by this logic, you know I am not posting this for financial gain! Even if 10 people were to buy this game from Play Asia I would get all of about £5. In any case Play Asia have Prey on special offer at the moment for the bargain price of £8.93 + P&P of £1.55 to the UK and it’s 100% region free and in full English.

A quick overview if you’re unaware is it’s based off the backbone of the Doom 3 game engine and you play a Cherokee destined to save the planet from invading aliens. It’s average rating is 7.8 / 10 according to GameRankings and most importantly if you’re an achievement point whore like me, rated 3/10 in difficulty or very easy to achieve! Personally thats the only reason I’ll be buying a copy… same reason I bought Condemned and played through it’s vomit inducing motion sickness!

The direct link can be found by clicking here - if you do buy it thanks a lot for your support, it’s much appreciated! Just give me a shout when you want me to reign down a world of pain on you on XBL!

Not to rip off the very funny responses by our friend Dr Hock to the morons who write to him on eGay, but I just blitzed across there to check my progress to be greeted by this shower of shite:

Hi, friends
Nice to meet you .
First of all,let me introduce our company.We are an electronic instruments wholesaler.This is our website online-elecshop.cock. We sell most of our products at low competitive prices. At the same time, they are all in high quality.All them comes with 1 year international warranty.
We mainly sell ps3,mobile,gps,digital camera,hd tv,ipods,and so on.
They are all brand new, and they are all sealed in the originaln boxes.
They all have multi-languages for the menu and in the instruction, such as english, french, spanish.,italian, german,and so on.
If you are interest in some of them or want to know more information, please contact us through our email ,msn or telephone:
MSN:onlin-elecshop2@hotmail.com
E-mail:onlin-elecshop22@hotmail.com

I’ve added the fucklords actual email address because I want him to die in a shower of Spam, but this was my actual response:

Why don’t you just get fucked… thats right… FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU SPAMMING CUNTS, I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE…

Sorry, was that rude? Kind of like unwanted Spam advertising really… oh, and I checked out your website… did a 12 year old do it for you? It fucking sucks.

Fucking cock… spam me will ya? I have the whole Internetz behind me… you don’t know who you’re messing with!