NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: ‘Drive Fast’
It’s been chaos at work but I’ve still had time to find this little gem on The Onion reiterating what we knew already in that NASCAR is retarded… it was like watching a satirical sketch about my very own blogpost! How awesome!
I don’t know what’s with all the Tim Henman anger at the moment, but I guess he’s the main symbol of the British fan following at Wimbledon, a sport I hate and I have to fund its TV presence by paying my TV Licence. Its especially annoying as its the only sport the BBC follows the coverage of solely when Tennis sucks balls. Period.
Well his defeat in Wimbledon today inspired this new wallpaper, with him being spanked my Layton Hewitt I believe. I probably could’ve added hundreds of his disappointed face, these were on the first page of Google unsurprisingly when searching for his name! 
Maybe next year Tim Tim, maybe next year…
Tim Henman is a testimony to everything British in sport. Every year its the same story; Constant over hype for Wimbledon, kept on TV for weeks on end through your TV Licence money, talk of “Is it Tims year?”, and the British media sucking off every potential British prospect to just be disappointed when they get nailed in the first round. Its great because its the same EVERY FUCKING YEAR and I love being forced into paying my TV Licence to watch repeats of sport…
Tim is such a British hero he’s even received an OBE - to me it seems to cheapen the value of an award when you dish them out to any old failure. I mean what next, Sir Greg Rusedski… a fucking Canadian Brit wannabe, rejected by Canada because hes even more of a douchey failure than Tim Henman!
Well, especially for Wimbledon 2007 I’ve made the following wallpaper just for Tim. Click it for full size!
He’s such a hero, don’t you think… I hope he likes it!
There is one difference in the achievements to Winning Eleven X (Japanese/Asian) and Winning Eleven 2007 (US Version) on the 360. The American version has “The Puma Cup” whereas the Japanese version has ????????????????
A Google translation of ???????????????? is “European Championship Victory” and I assume you do this in the Master League. I am missing a few of the WEX achievements at the moment and this was the only one I didn’t know what it was… once I get online at my new place I will be giving anyone who wants some a run for their money on XBL, and hopefully gaining some more achievement points!!
My Xbox profile is on the right, if you want a whooping, just add me to your friends list and I’ll see you online!
