Who are these fucking idiots that sponsor dogs?!
So I’m driving into work today, same shit - different day and I spotted something that got me ranting to myself before I’d even had a cup of coffee. It was a sticker in the back of some chumps car advertising for me to “Sponsor a Dog”.
I assume we’ve all seen the adverts - for £2 a month you can sponsor a poor, helpless dog that’s going to get put down if you don’t. Now if people weren’t actually doing this, the adverts wouldn’t still be on TV, but they are so there are some fucktards out there actually sponsoring dogs they don’t even own, will never see, and are probably already put down whilst someone collects and counts your dumb fucking pounds.
If the little black kids with pot-bellies and flies around their heads aren’t warming my cold black heart enough to guilt trip me into sending them money, what makes you think I’m going to give money for some scrubber dog that I’m never going to get to kick in the face?
I can somewhat understand sponsoring say a monkey, or something exotic on the verge of extinction that might need the money.. but seriously, of all the things you could throw money away doing, this has to be up there with the most ridiculous. A dog. A fucking dog! People sponsor dogs… fuck, I think my head just exploded…
