Archive for random things people search for

The Gayest Blog in the World continues its parade….

Unfortunately your search for Gay Sex, Sonic Sex and Pokemon sex ends here to find none on these things on this site! Please feel free to continue your search with a better search

Google

Its been a while since I updated you on how people are getting to the site… as I mentioned, its largely because I’ve been hoping the Gay Community would leave me alone, but like flies to shit, I attract homosexuality… so rather than spit the dummy out, I’m embracing my masculinity and I’m just going to continue my parade of the weird ways they come to the site… I think its a funny feature that I’ve been missing! This is The Gayest Blog in the World after all…

Webalizer stats for August

Top 20 of 312 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 129 14.13% gay sex
2 73 8.00% pokemon sex
3 55 6.02% sonic sex
4 23 2.52% pokemon having sex
5 22 2.41% fucking sex
6 22 2.41% sonic and amy
7 18 1.97% amy the hedgehog
8 18 1.97% people having sex
9 15 1.64% sonic and tails
10 13 1.42% pokemon
11 10 1.10% gay fucking
12 8 0.88% horses having sex
13 8 0.88% sonic the pervert
14 7 0.77% amy and sonic
15 6 0.66% gay cock
16 6 0.66% pokemon fucking
17 6 0.66% tails ( sonic)
18 5 0.55% blue hedgehog
19 5 0.55% gay sonic
20 5 0.55% lara croft porn

Top Overall Google Searches

Top search queries   Average top position
1. cuntscorner   3
2. pokemon fucking   9
3. wii error code 52130   9
4. megadik review   2
5. wii 52131   5
6. stupidfuckingcustomers   1
7. naked vixens   8
8. wii error code 52131   5
9. shizzu   12
10. wii 52130   9
11. gay sex   41
12. sonic sex   3
13. “tesco monopoly” games   2
14. wii fehler 52131   4
15. gay cock fuckers   7
16. symphony of the night 200.6   9
17. porn females fucking animals   3
18. wii error 52131   5
19. nintendo wii fehler 52132   8
20. 52130 wii   10

Top 20 for my overall Google is still looking pretty porntastic. Gay Cock Fuckers and Naked Vixens are still front page titles. My Wii advise for the 52130 Wii error post is still going strong… it was afterall, a pretty good fix to something Nintendo are too dumb to write about themselves.

Lol… I feel kind of bad to take over the number 1 spot in the search for Stupidfuckingcustomers - I am their number one fan but seriously, they should be top of Google for their own website really… sorry Phorenzik! ;)

Funny Google Searches that aren’t in the Top 20

3. cock fuckers   18

(from google.com.au)
Australians love their cock fuckers apparently…

1. shizzu   16

(from google.it)
Italians think delmorpha.com is the shizzu! At least we’re popular somewhere…

8. “alison jack” lytham   1
9. “i hate natasha bedingfield”   4

(from google.co.uk)
I’m glad to see if you’re looking for information on Alison Jack, the fucking cunt behind Defend Lytham, you find my article about her being a Beautiful South fan in the number one spot. People should be made aware of that before they start banging on about Lytham Quays… that project was going to be awesome and her army of whiteheads ruined it…

..and Awesomeness that I hate Natasha Bedingfield bags us a number 4 spot on Google. I had the misfortune of seeing the first moments of her video diary on You Tube the other week and I almost tried to “knock out” my monitor it made me that angry. I wouldn’t mind but I was tricked into viewing it! It was in the featured downloads section and made no reference to horseface at all… wankers!

“Nik Naks Taste Of Pussy” - The Shit People Search For Again!

Google all your required ‘needs’ instead




From my Blog Stats

1 30 20.13% gay sex
2 10 6.71% sonic sex
3 8 5.37% sonic and tails
4 7 4.70% pokemon sex
5 6 4.03% people having sex
6 5 3.36% his first gay sex
7 3 2.01% amy and sonic
8 3 2.01% fucking sex
9 3 2.01% gay cock
10 3 2.01% pokemon having sex
11 3 2.01% sonic the hedgehog babies
12 2 1.34% amy the hedgehog
13 2 1.34% dark tails the hedgehog
14 2 1.34% dick in pussy
15 2 1.34% dick pussy
16 2 1.34% fucking nude pokemon
17 2 1.34% gay cock fuckers
18 2 1.34% male porn
19 2 1.34% men having gay sex
20 2 1.34% pokemon fucking

NEW! Now From Google too!

1. cuntscorner   5
2. wii 52131   6
3. wii error 52131   9
4. 52131 wii   7
5. wii error code 52131   9
6. error code 52130   10
7. error code 52131   5
8. “dd wrt” wii   8
9. stupidfuckingcustomers   2
10. sonic sex   3
11. wii error 52132   10
12. megadik scam   12
13. johovahs witness   3
14. review of megadik   4
15. error 52131   8
16. “nivea ie”   9
17. shizzu   10
18. pokemon porn   49
19. “error code 52130″   12
20. “chit chat sucks”   1

Funny but didn’t make Googles Top 20

gay gangsters fucking:2

gay gangsters having anal sex:3

niknaks taste like pussy:1

marks and spencers advert song “not just food”:10

Google.gr (ie Greece) [megadik is it real:1][megadik:18]

 

Jesus H, these are getting worse… what are you freaks cracking one off over?!

This site seems to inadvertently becoming the Gayest Blog on the Internetz thanks to Googles rather ropey indexing techniques. Sorry to disappoint you but there is no gay porn on this website!

Anyway, time for a digest on the stupid ways people got to my site thus far in July.

“his first gay sex” - Could someone please, please tell me where this search term appears in this website and how 5 people came here hoping to see it??

“fucking sex” - is this someone with Tourettes searching for sex, an oxymoron or someone disheartened with the whole procedure saying “fucking sex” like its a bad thing…

sonic the hedgehog babies” - slightly worrying if coined with my second top search term…

“fucking nude pokemon” - Again, like last month, how can an animal thats already nude to a degree get any more naked?!? I think this is another angry person saying “fucking nude pokemon… they’re at it again in the garden. Get my shotgun…”

“gay cock fuckers” - LMFAO… again I fail to see how this in any way relates to this site but thats a great insult to call a homophobe… you fucking gay cock fucker… lolol…

Google had added its own indexing features for my webmasters tools and they too have a rather suspect view on my blog, obviously thinking Horse and I are gay Gangsters that like bumming (which we’re not)…

The Greeks seem to be the most concerned about whether Megadik is real for some reason.. maybe its readily available there.. :shock:

Some of you will be disappointed to not find the Marks and Spencers advert music on this blog.. maybe you felt you needed to hear it whilst reading Horses excerpt. Who knows.

And finally… another moment of tea spitting when I read a term I wasn’t expecting to be indexed for, let alone at the number one position. Aparently people, Nik Naks taste of Pussy… now this most certainly wasn’t my experience but it certainly is an interesting assessment… maybe I should create some stickers advertising the site and post them around a few places… ;)

The Shit People Search For - LOL edition! :D

I almost spat coffee on my monitor about 5 minutes ago, laughing hard at how people got to the site yesterday… I thought we were moving into the realms of popular culture with a massive 207 unique visitors but alas some people must’ve been very disappointed with what they found!

These are yesterdays top search stats and amount of people visiting the site accordingly:

1 15 14.85% gay sex
2 5 4.95% megadik is it real
3 4 3.96% sonic the hedgehog nude
4 3 2.97% megadik
5 3 2.97% pokemon having sex
6 3 2.97% sonic and tails
7 3 2.97% sonic sex
8 2 1.98% a female with a dick and a pussy
9 2 1.98% fucking games
10 2 1.98% gay people having sex
11 2 1.98% gay porn stars having sex
12 2 1.98% gay sex pictures
13 2 1.98% how do people sex
14 2 1.98% megadik review
15 2 1.98% people having sex
16 2 1.98% pokemon sex
17 2 1.98% tails the hedgehog

There isn’t just one LOL search, there are 6 or 7!!! :D

I wrote about myself being a closet pervert but come on, there are people out there that not only want to see Sonic having sex, but Pokemon fucking each other too! “Sonic Nude” - is he not already nude?! By nude, do these people want him without his blue fur or what? Freaks…

Tails is a fox not a hedgehog…

A female with a dick and a pussy - oh LOL! The correct term is “hermaphrodite” and how the fuck did this get you to my site?!

And the piece de resistance of Shit People Search For is “How do people sex”!!! This is either Engrish or was typed by a child. Children are most definately not welcome at this site so if you’re under 18, fuck off now!! This site contains shit that’s not suitable for your eyes! If you’re a fan and can lie about your age then shhh… I didn’t see you.. ;)

Granted by posting about this I am perpetuating the weird ways people get to this site, so if you are one of the freaks that gets here looking for CG imaginary animals boning each other and are disappointed in what you find, have a read of the site before you reach for the KY… you don’t know what you’re missing!


People Want MegaDik!

I have to laugh at some of the ways that people end up at this site, for the last few weeks “Sonic Sex” has been a hot topic thanks to an image I put on the site of Sonic fucking Tails in a piece about games that should’ve been in a list of the most important games ever.. I mean do people really get off on seeing the little blue hedgehog having gay sex with Tails, his male sidekick.. not even Amy, his “loose” female sidekick, who probably would get it if I had a digital cock..lol..

On a side note, we are grateful for the influx of traffic this week from the brilliant StupidFuckingCustomers site, a much appreciated front page ARTICLE no less - cheers Phorenzik.. anyone visiting from that site I hope you agree with them and come back again, we appreciate the support.

Anyway, before I turn into some sycophant fuck collecting an Oscar and start crying *cough* Halle Berry is a cock article *cough* I just checked the site stats this morning and we have a new top search term at Delmorpha.com.. that search term is MegaDik!

Its not just one search either, the following search strings have been used :

  • megadik
  • megadik is it real
  • does megadik work
  • is megadik for real
  • megadik review

For a quick post about a spam email people sure seem interested in this product!

To answer the questions, I doubt very much if MegaDik is real - we get thousands of emails in our spam trap daily and there is always 50+ offering Megadik to the usual spam type websites.

If it is real however, I would be prepared to test it on the basis of offering an fully impartial review of it if someone would be good enough to send me a sample.. :) Email me at weknowdelmorphahasamegadikanywaybutwewanttoofferyouafreesample@delmorpha.cock if you want to send me a sample! ;)

My Site Stats… popular? Not so much…

A Blog by Dave - I get bored and angry (s36delmorpha)

– Site Summary —
Visits Total …………………….. 236
Average per Day …………….. 13
Average Visit Length ………. 2:36
This Week ………………….. 89
Page Views Total …………………….. 381
Average per Day …………….. 20
Average per Visit ………….. 1.6
This Week …………………. 139

I’ve been tracking the stats of my blog recently, out of interest/hope of becoming more popular as Yahoo had a visitors count but Blogger doesn’t, but my SiteMeter addon is great. It lets me know how random people landed on my blog and who visits regularly by location.

My blog is getting more popular thanks to Googles indexing, but I wouldn’t say I currently have a massive audience. What has been interesting is seeing new peoples first visit, then to find they are returning, and thats great news!

Some other interesting things are the searches I’m found through. A lot of people steal the Pokemon picture in my 10 games article. It would seem quite a few people are interested in Sonic the Hedgehog having sex with Tails. it would also appear that there is actually an event called “Gizzfest” and my blog is number one for that search term. Happy Days!

In any case, for those of you who read my blog regularly cheers, you keep reading and Ill keep writing. For those of you new to my blog and find yourself returning, thank you too. I have quite a few new things to get off my chest this month, which will start over the weekend with an article I will be calling “I hate Natasha Beddingfield”…

Peace out!