STUPIDFUCKINGCUSTOMERS : The Official Statement by Phorenzik
I don’t work there anymore.
I feel pretty ashamed at the moment. I did over 5 years there and it all came down to this.
I know some of the stuff I blogged about was bad, but a lot was over exaggerated for comedic effect and lots of stuff was made up entirely. I thought everyone knew this?
My boss had every right to be annoyed, but he definately missed the point with a lot of it. It’s hard to convey emotion through words sometimes. I think he read too much into some of the posts and assumed malicious attacks on his character that I simply did not mean to convey. It was a joke that went a bit too far.
I think the post that seemed to annoy him the most was the ‘Top tips at work’ section. I posted something about stealing a quid from the till. This was entirely made up. I’ve never stolen anything from there because it’s not in my nature to do so. I may be a lot of things, but a thief certainly isn’t one of them. I even remember doing something in the comments section about me not actually stealing anything and that the post was made up. I have a strange sense of humour that some people just don’t get.
Basically, my boss now thinks that I was shit, was always shit and always will be shit. The truth of the matter is that the only thing I really did wrong was blog about the stuff that annoys me.
I could go on forever about who was wrong and who was right. The fact is that my boss was in the wrong with certain working conditions. I moaned about them, went too far, and lost my job.
MarioMark still works there. The things he said were not as bad as the things I said.
I want to forget about things now and move on.
Phorenzik
