Is it just me thats looking forward to Doki Doki Majo Shinpan or are there more closet perverts out there??
Seriously.. I’ve not been this excited in the build-up to a game release since, well.. ever really! Theres just something about ‘touching’ ladies to find out if they really are witches that suggests I’ll enjoy this game.
Granted there is already stuff out there that I could get a “Hentai” fix from, like Sexy Beach or any number of Jast titles… not that I know about Hentai, or am any way a fan of erotic animé and the ideals associated with it, making me a pervert in any way, shape or form.
I must be the only person in the world that owns a copy of DOAXBV2 and can’t play it - not because of any moral objections, no.. my Xbox360 drive refuses to read it and I’ve left it too late to send it back to Play Asia. Maybe the console has the moral objection..
I also want a copy of Idolmaster, but its unlikely to be coming out in English, especially not in English-Asian (I own an NTSC-JAP Xbox 360).. my very own idol also sounds appealing but my Japanese is limited to little more than ‘domo-arigato-gozaimasu’ and telling you I want to eat something.
Anyway, the reason I bring it up is on Thursday morning I was heading to work as normal, its pissing it down and windy as hell. I guess the general walking population wasnt prepared for this as girls still had short flopping skirts on and were using their bags as umbrellas.
Can you see where this is going… 
Well, I’m sitting at the lights when a couple of fillies are walking along and one of them drops something.. now rather than do the lady like thing when wearing a skirt and bend through the knees, she bends over from the mid section, the wind catches her skirt and I get a full glimpse of “donut”
It was like something out of a hentai/anime and would’ve been a scene of awesome “fan service” if it was. Unfortunately with it being reality, by looking (and I’m a hawk for noticing things like this…) I’m probably now technically a sex offender…
Doki Doki Majo Shinpan follows the same principal. Touching girls in reality to see if they’re witches will get you arrested. Touching them on your DS is much, much safer and makes you less of a pervert… or at least i think it does! You’ve been warned either way… 
