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This week I’m pissed off with my decision of Cunt of the Week as Royal Mail have clinched it at the very last minute. The Kaiser Chiefs were odds on favourite for most of it thanks to the announcement of the Official Guitar Heroes 3 tracklist… no harm, no fowl foul… it will just become a separate blog post for me to do before the weekend….

This weeks Cunt of the Week needs no introduction or blurb to give our reasoning, so I will just comment on the cuntiness of the the advertisement used in this weeks picture.

It says “Now there’s competition we need you to keep us in front”. We need to keep you in front? WE NEED TO KEEP YOU IN FRONT??? You need to do your fucking job properly, on time, not steal and break parcels and stop increasing prices unjustly. You also need to stop whining about pay rises when the company is in the shit and club together to get work done in the most efficient way.

Royal Mail you are Delmorpha.coms Cunt of the Week for not doing all of the aforementioned things.

Oh Mika, how much I hate you… with your ever so edgy glam rock sound and your borderline homosexuality. Is it any wonder you were bullied at school and had to be home schooled (wikipedia)…

I remember when Grace Kelly came out and everyone was sucking him off, even some of my friends whose taste in music is better than that, saying things like “Oh you like Queen don’t you… he sounds just like Queen so how can you not like him?!”.

For starters no, I don’t actually like Queen. They fall into that tepid pool of Acceptability that Michael Jackson finds himself in (at least its somewhere other than young boys anuses for a change). I might enjoy Don’t Stop Me Now for the Shaun of the Dead mental reminder but other than that I don’t like Queen.

Secondly, Mika sounds nothing like Queen at all. He might sound like Freddy Mercury due to the cocks they both enjoy up their arses, but Mika and Queen as musical outfits sound nothing alike. As a guitarist I can appreciate the talents of Brian Superperm May, making Queen all the more bearable. Mika on the other hand, makes me want to pour acid on kittens just to hear their cries and hopefully drown out his whiny fucking limp noodle vocal stylings.

Mica Penniman, you are Delmorpha.coms Cunt of the Week for polluting the World with your terrible, terrible music.

Cunt of the Week will be a new feature for Delmorpha.com… given the amount of cunts in the World I could probably do Cunt of the Nanosecond and still not get through every person I think is a cunt in my lifetime… Cunt of the Week is more maintainable

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