The Gayest Code in the World - Text Penis randomly appears in work!!!!
Is it any wonder search engines are dubbing this the Gayest Blog in the World when shit like this keeps happening to me!
So I’m at work, doing my ‘coding thang’ and I’m trying to pull variables out of a database but the code I’m working with isn’t particularly well commented or structured so it’s proving rather tedious. What I’m doing is dumping text to the HTML string buffer (I’m doing C# today) from the database strings the code uses so I can try and identify what does what. Simple enough really…
So what I do is make certain dumps different colours to trace the dataflow. Sounds pretty logical, right? Well I added a new element to my text dump so I chose #ff00ff (or magenta for those of you who don’t know the HEX RGB table) and hit F5 to build my code. When I ran the report I was “presented” with something I genuinely wasn’t expecting!
I promise you there is no manipulation of code to output this, no Photoshop colouring (was just used to grab the screendump - notice the website in my Firefox tabs, I’m such a dedicated worker), this is genuinely what was outputted when I clicked my custom report button!
ASCII artists eat your heart out… I can generate a Text Phallus without even thinking about it! 
edit: LMAO… I’ve just noticed the reason why it outputted a massive cock… read whats running down the phallus - ” ExcellentGoodAveragePoorNo Experience”. Now say that fast.. 
edit2: Thought I probably should remove the company name from blatant use. You can still tell who it is with a bit of digging but whatever..
