What I find really, really attractive about women
I’m sat in my all new computer room and I’ll admit I’m half watching Big Brother in the front room whilst I peddle my wares on eGay. It got me thinking and I’d just thought I’d share what I find really, really attractive about women as that fucking stupid “Predator Williams” lookalike grates against my tolerance level for acceptable humanity and I wonder how we haven’t reversed the gun ban in this country.
So what I’m sharing is what I find really attractive about women.
For starters, I love it when women are aggressive; not in the “ooh, I’m going to be assertive today and tell the milkman we only want one pint of milk from now on”. No… Real. Hardened. Aggression. Primeval even. A woman so aggressive she could be confused as the Alpha Male of the group when she’s socialising my friends. I love that.
God, I also love being told what to do, like she has a powerful cock and balls right between her legs and you’re the one with the vagina and child bearing hips. Belittled? Nooo, not at all… she’s just once again asserting her dominance.
I also find attractive is when women have any of the following features:
- Large Hands
- An Adams Apple
- A deeper voice than mine
- Ape Like facial features
- A stern and proper hair cut
- A Monobrow (to match my own)
- A Love Bulge
Mix them all together and I’m in hog heaven…
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No, I’m being serious guys… I fucking love it!
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…..ok, ok… you’re wondering what’s wrong with this picture aren’t you?
Too fucking right you are… if you think any of this shit is appealing, you’re what’s technically known as a “homo” and I recommend you ditch the bitch and get with The Cock Brigade.
Seriously, a fucking reality check people. What is making a generation of women believe that them being all “empowered” makes them more attractive to anyone other than leather-clad dikes? I imagine most men like the woman to be womanly, with her womanly features and her female-centric personality, not a censored by Channel 4* whose “pushing it out”.
Speaking of black women, what is it about certain black women that makes them think they’re irresistible to men?? It started around the time that the douchebag that is Halle Berry was somehow voted sexiest woman in the world. I must’ve been asleep for that poll. I don’t mean this in the whorish “look at me” way that some women who crave attention do, I mean this in a arrogant and aggressive sexual predator type way.
Both Charlie and that dong from Eastenders I wrote about have this quality and unsurprisingly, both have pissed me off over the past months! Neither of you is gorgeous, you’re both just annoying. End of argument. I get that for some reason you’ve got it into your head you think you’re divine. I’m just here to tell you, you’re not. Get over yourselves you stupid whores…
Oh, and for the record, Halle Berry isn’t attractive at all. She looked like a man before the short hair, so it did her no favours at all having a 10 year old boys hair cut later on in her so called career.
