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You see, this is another reason you don’t listen to women… by ignoring this so called Concert for Diana I’ve missed a prime opportunity to rant! Bastard!

Did you see the lineup?!? I know its hard for a corpse to tell you what their favourite music is but this certainly wasn’t a Concert for Diana in any any at all. It makes me want to puke blood to think that these so called artists will make money indirectly by performing at this event, just to keep in the public eye.

Seriously, though.. why were there performances by P Diddy, Lily Allen, Horse Faced Cunt, and Kanye West (Who actually sang GoldDigger at this show - considering Diana was romantically linked to Dodi Al Fayed this was a great track to choose, if only for irony’s sake) in what should’ve been a tribute to Princess Diana?! I know it was a supposed birthday “celebration” but pick artists relevant rather than making a mockery of her life, and using it as a crappy event for promoting current music acts.

I’m a firm believer of a picture speaking 1000 words, so rather than me bang on, I’ve made a wallpaper! This is a tribute to those artists who performed at the Concert for Diana, who quite obviously were just there for self promotion, and to ride this poor womans corpse for their own gains. Fuck them all!

Just a quick update to show the latest artwork for my new blog header by my good friend Stephen Ward. Eventually I will find time to collate them all and spruce the blog up a bit, but its been a long, shitty weekend involving a course at work, getting drunk on Saturday and losing at a) Poker and b) being 0 for 8 online at Winning Eleven… stupid game, thought I was better than I actually am.. the 2 times I was winning, the chumps disconnected from the game!

In any case, enjoy his artwork and I’ll be back tomorrow when I’m not feeling so arse.

I don’t know what’s with all the Tim Henman anger at the moment, but I guess he’s the main symbol of the British fan following at Wimbledon, a sport I hate and I have to fund its TV presence by paying my TV Licence. Its especially annoying as its the only sport the BBC follows the coverage of solely when Tennis sucks balls. Period.

Well his defeat in Wimbledon today inspired this new wallpaper, with him being spanked my Layton Hewitt I believe. I probably could’ve added hundreds of his disappointed face, these were on the first page of Google unsurprisingly when searching for his name!

Maybe next year Tim Tim, maybe next year…

Tim Henman is a testimony to everything British in sport. Every year its the same story; Constant over hype for Wimbledon, kept on TV for weeks on end through your TV Licence money, talk of “Is it Tims year?”, and the British media sucking off every potential British prospect to just be disappointed when they get nailed in the first round. Its great because its the same EVERY FUCKING YEAR and I love being forced into paying my TV Licence to watch repeats of sport…

Tim is such a British hero he’s even received an OBE - to me it seems to cheapen the value of an award when you dish them out to any old failure. I mean what next, Sir Greg Rusedski… a fucking Canadian Brit wannabe, rejected by Canada because hes even more of a douchey failure than Tim Henman!

Well, especially for Wimbledon 2007 I’ve made the following wallpaper just for Tim. Click it for full size!

He’s such a hero, don’t you think… I hope he likes it!

Steves just finished his first Subcomic and I’ve called it “Tea-FT” - if he doesn’t like it, its tough! This is a true story of how his monitor at work has strange swirls on. If you do mail him, tell him to get his finger out and get Demon Free finished…