A day of small grievances… 2. Fat People moaning they’re hot
My office is fairly warm at the best of times, we do after all have a server cabinet with 3 server units in it, and about 10 machines running at any one time. I personally would describe this as “toastie” but I’m not what you would describe as fat…
Why is it that fat people always assume because they’re carrying a blubber coat and are perpetually too hot henceforth, that everyone else is too and open windows and doors without asking other people in the room?!? Is it because they are 3 times the size of everyone else and will sit on you if you argue, or does it relate to the underlying natural greed that has made them fat in the first place?
Not only do I now think you’re a fat piece of shit, I also now know you’re an arrogant fuck with no regard for others around you. When I loosen the bolts of your chair daily so that one day you will fall right through it, thinking that it’s because of your weight and over exuberance, everyone will laugh and I will point out that if you’dve left the windows closed, you might’ve sweat out a few extra pounds and this wouldn’t have happened…
