About Horse

For the many who don’t know me I am Phil. I also go by the names of Horse and Diggs. Horse because (although i would like to think I have a phallus the size of a large mammal) i have freakishly large nostrils. And Diggs because, as my friend Dave mentioned in his earlier post about the ’stars collection’, i have lovely, big, furry mullet chops (sideburns).

I feel rather overwhelmed that i have been given a slice of this fantastic blog, it really is an honour, but i feel i need to tell y’all why i think it will be worth reading my posts in the future.

I consider myself to be a ‘textbook’ 25 year old. I say textbook because my life is substantially normal and probably what is expected of todays culture. I have a wonderful fiance, a fantastic 1 year old son, a mortgage, my own car and i am a ’skilled’ engineer (after 5 years of hellish apprenticeship). So, basically, I am nothing special. I don’t have any secret powers, I am not a professional sportsman at weekends, and I don’t call myself Brenda on Saturdays……anymore.

Yet, above all this. The good lord (if there is one…religion is bound to be one of my future questionings) still decides to put me through the worst, the funniest, and the absolute most fucking crazy situations ever. All day every day. It may be that i just have a gift to be in the wrong place at the wrong time ALL the bloody time but that is my life.

So i talk to my man Dave and he finds these things so intriguing that he says ‘hey man, have yaself a dabble at telling the world about it on my blog. So this is it….

Horse’s spot!!

I welcome you all. Please, peeps, enjoy.