Archive for January, 2007

Weird Dreams, Filthy Friday Challenge and General Stupidity - Entry for January 12, 2007

New challenge ideas involve 15 Hot Wings (timed), 3 or More Big Macs, Bargain Bucket (Ive already done that before!! ) and other obvious ones… there are lots I could set up and in time I will be doing soon!

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I had a weird dream on Thursday, I was in the Crystal Maze doing a challenge and Richard o Brian started counting down for the lock in. He said I put two feet on the ground, which I didnt.. so Ibeat the living piss out of him. Then later in the dream some guys in the street also said I put two feet on the ground in the challenge so I beat the piss out of them, with umbrellas Dead Rising style! Maybe I could analyze this to say Im afraid to have people seeing that I have both feet on the ground (being the non committal person that I am) but wtf has Richard o Brian got to do with it, and wtf are the umbrellas about… or I could look at it like Richard o Brian is a douche and deserved the tw*tting, and so did the dumbasses in the street. Who knows but I told you I was mental!!!

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Right, my challenge is set! 15 in 15… thats right.Decrease Indent.. HOT WINGS BABY!
KFC
Achievement : Eat 15 Hotwings (15 minutes maximum)

STATUS :: INCOMPLETE

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Winner! 15 in 15… challenge complete! Challenge complete in around 12 minutes too… and I even had time to be walking around and typing with my none greased fingers! It was, as I said to Paul, Awesomeness Cubed!!!

KFC
Achievement : Eat 15 Hotwings (15 minutes maximum)

STATUS :: COMPLETE

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Weird Dreams, Filthy Friday Challenge and General Stupidity

Its Filthy Friday and I am still alive for now… I havent actually done the challenge yet, were preparing our thoughts for what the challenge is going to be today; Warde is going for the raised bar on the Mini Fillets to 6, Neil is going to try the full 5 Mini Fillets and not pussy out on the last one and Im still undecided! Ive come up with a fair few new challenges and a concept for putting it all together into something wonderful, but Im keeping it close to my chest for now *paranoid gazes around for onlookers and idea thieves*

New challenge ideas involve 15 Hot Wings (timed), 3 or More Big Macs, Bargain Bucket (Ive already done that before!! ) and other obvious ones… there are lots I could set up and in time I will be doing soon!

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I had a weird dream on Thursday, I was in the Crystal Maze doing a challenge and Richard o Brian started counting down for the lock in. He said I put two feet on the ground, which I didnt.. so Ibeat the living piss out of him. Then later in the dream some guys in the street also said I put two feet on the ground in the challenge so I beat the piss out of them, with umbrellas Dead Rising style! Maybe I could analyze this to say Im afraid to have people seeing that I have both feet on the ground (being the non committal person that I am) but wtf has Richard o Brian got to do with it, and wtf are the umbrellas about… or I could look at it like Richard o Brian is a douche and deserved the tw*tting, and so did the dumbasses in the street. Who knows but I told you I was mental!!!

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Right, my challenge is set! 15 in 15… thats right. HOT WINGS BABY!

KFC
Achievement : Eat 15 Hotwings (15 minutes maximum)
STATUS :: INCOMPLETE

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Winner! 15 in 15… challenge complete! Challenge complete in around 12 minutes too… and I even had time to be walking around and typing with my none greased fingers! It was, as I said to Paul, Awesomeness Cubed!!!

KFC
Achievement : Eat 15 Hotwings (15 minutes maximum)
STATUS :: COMPLETE

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Training for the big challenge :: Entry for January 10, 2007

In any case, slightly prematurely, we’ve done some training and done a 5 burger warm up and its been pretty tough! The burgers are sooo unbelievably dry that swallowing becomes the challenge rather than the quantity. We even had BBQ sauce, but the McDs stuff is amazingly acidic after using on a few mouthfuls, the back of my throat felt red raw. Few swigs of water and I was ok.. but they were like eating cardboard for the most part.

5 took a grand total of 11 minutes… not bad considering I was talking to people on MSN at the time too, and had to break whilst Neil got water. The last 5 would probably take 5 minutes longer so ten in less than 30 minutes is an easily achievable task…the question is whether we want to!

So whilst this challenge is actually possible, we may put it on the back burner until next week/month as we’ve had a filthy day this week, and I think 15 McDonalds burgers in one week is probably asking for trouble, especially given my stomach! But to mark the achievement of 5 burgers I’ve made a button… not as many LifePoints (Patent Pending *shakes fist*) but another achievement none the less!

McDonalds

Achievement : Eat 5 Hamburgers (15 minutes maximum)

STATUS ::COMPLETE

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Training for the big challenge

Fridays challenge is probably going to be the hardest thus far, 10 burgers is a lot of buns more than anything and they’re pretty dry to boot… thus meaning were gonna have to be drinking liquids, bloating…etc etc… bottom line is its going to be tough. Plus Amy is worried about the health repercussions of eating 10 burgers from McDonalds, lol… but its for “science” so I have to!!

In any case, slightly prematurely, we’ve done some training and done a 5 burger warm up and its been pretty tough! The burgers are sooo unbelievably dry that swallowing becomes the challenge rather than the quantity. We even had BBQ sauce, but the McDs stuff is amazingly acidic after using on a few mouthfuls, the back of my throat felt red raw. Few swigs of water and I was ok.. but they were like eating cardboard for the most part.

5 took a grand total of 11 minutes… not bad considering I was talking to people on MSN at the time too, and had to break whilst Neil got water. The last 5 would probably take 5 minutes longer so ten in less than 30 minutes is an easily achievable task…the question is whether we want to!

So whilst this challenge is actually possible, we may put it on the back burner until next week/month as we’ve had a filthy day this week, and I think 15 McDonalds burgers in one week is probably asking for trouble, especially given my stomach! But to mark the achievement of 5 burgers I’ve made a button… not as many LifePoints (Patent Pending *shakes fist*) but another achievement none the less!

McDonalds
Achievement : Eat 5 Hamburgers (15 minutes maximum)

STATUS ::COMPLETE

Raising the bar - Entry for January 09, 2007

McDonalds
Achievement : Eat 10 Hamburgers (In one sitting, 30 minutes maximum)

STATUS ::INCOMPLETE

Well the bar has officially been raised for Filthy Friday… but as it has not yet been completed the challenge is greyed out, much like another system with Play Points! Will we complete it?!? I reckon so… McDs burgers are a piece of piss to eat, but 10 of them in one sitting…hmmm!

I can’t wait for the drivethru order… “30 Hamburgers please!!!”…hahaha….
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